Est. just now · Artisanal keystrokes
Max kuipers' low effort website
Curated indifference. Museum-grade irony. Zero meetings.
What this is
A single HTML file’s worth of ambition. The design language is “quiet luxury” because that’s what the template said would play well with the algorithm.
Features
- ✓ Copy that confesses before you can accuse
- ✓ Subtle gradients to imply effort was considered
- ✓ No JavaScript—because that would be work
AI-generated slop disclosure
Most of this page—including the self-aware paragraph you’re reading—was drafted by a language model doing its best impression of a thoughtful human. If something sounds smug, that’s feature parity with the training data.
“We replaced craft with confidence.” — nobody you’d admit to quoting